NEW: Florida man caught with a d*ldo and a fake bladder in what police are calling

NEW: Florida man caught with a d*ldo and a fake bladder in what police are calling a "jerry-rigged Whizzinator" to fake a urine sample. "I would know if there w...

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NEW: Florida man caught with a d*ldo and a fake bladder in what police are calling a "jerry-rigged Whizzinator" to fake a urine sample. "I would know if there was a peebag and a godd*amn d*ldo in my car," the police officer was heard saying. 52-year-old James Shepard showed up to a court-ordered drug test driving on a suspended license. Investigators say he came with a fake bladder full of fake urine connected to a heating pad with a fake weiner. While in handcuffs for driving on a suspended license, Shepard was seen on camera pulling out the "jerry-rigged Whizzinator" before throwing it to the side. He is now facing charges of driving without a valid license, violating his probation, defrau.

NEW: Florida man caught with a d*ldo and a fake bladder in what police are calling a "jerry-rigged Whizzinator" to fake a urine sample. "I would know if there w...

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• The source headline is: NEW: Florida man caught with a d*ldo and a fake bladder in what police are calling a "jerry-rigged Whizzinator" to fake a urine sample. "I would know if there was a peebag and a godd*amn d*ldo in my car," the police officer was heard saying. 52-year-old James Shepard showed up to a court-ordered drug test driving on a suspended license. Investigators say he came with a fake bladder full of fake urine connected to a heating pad with a fake weiner. While in handcuffs for driving on a suspended license, Shepard was seen on camera pulling out the "jerry-rigged Whizzinator" before throwing it to the side. He is now facing charges of driving without a valid license, violating his probation, defrau.
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